Why is my piss everywhere?
Why is there blood in my hair?
Why did I come to running halfway up the stair?
I was asleep inside with clothes on, now i'm half naked on your front lawn
I don't understand why the guy that was sucking up to me last night won't shake my hand
but that's okay - he was a fuckin' dick anyway
I'm a total joke when i'm awake and not in control when I sleep.